Днес е неделя,3 февруари ,34-ят ден от 2019. До края на годината остават още 331 дни.
✝ Неделя 15 след Неделя подир Въздвижение на Закхея.Св. Симеон Богоприимец и Анна пророчица. Св. пророк Азарий. Мчк Диодор.
На тази дата:
1468г. Умира Гутенберг, баща на печатарската машина
1488г. Бартоломео Диас заобикаля нос Добра Надежда
1690г. В Масачузестс, тогава колония, са издадени първите американски банкноти
1718г. Петър Велики лишава синът си Алексей от наследство и престол
1809г. Роден е Феликс Менделсон
1830г. Гърция получава независимост от Турция
1917г. САЩ късат дипломатически отношения с Германия заради неограничената подводна война
1924г. Умира американският президент Удроу Уилсън
1945г. Американците извършват тежки бомбардировки над Берлин
1966г. Съветски безпилотен апарат каца на Луната и предава снимки
1967г. В Австралия е извършена последната смъртна присъда
1994г. САЩ вдигат икономическото ембарго над Виетнам
Родени са:
1338 Jeanne de Bourbon, wife of Charles V of France (d. 1378)
1368 Charles VI, King of France (1380-1422)
1480 Ferdinand Magellan, Portuguese explorer, born in Trás-os-Montes e Alto Douro, Portugal (d. 1521)
1525 Giovanni Perluigi da Palestrina, composer
1648 Louis Bouteiller, composer
1655 Francois Fagel, Dutch fieldmarshal, baptized
1677 Jan Santini Aichel, Czech architect (d. 1723)
1690 Richard Rawlinson, English minister (d. 1755)
1721 Friedrich Wilhelm, baron von Seydlitz, Prussian general, born in Kalkar, Germany l (d. 1773)
1736 Johann Georg Albrechtsberger, Austria organist/composer
1740 Guillaume Lasceux, composer
1747 Samuel Osgood, American patriot (d. 1813)
1755 Florido Tomeoni, composer
1763 Caroline von Wolzogen, [von Lengefeld], German author
1784 John Fane graaf van Westmorland, English (opera)composer/diplomat
1795 Antonio José de Sucre, South American independence leader (d. 1830)
1805 Otto T Freiherr von Manteuffel, premier Prussia
1807 Joseph E. Johnston, American military officer (senior officer in Confederate Army and United States Army), born in Farmville, Virginia (d. 1891)
1809 Felix Mendelssohn [Jakob Ludwig Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy], German composer and pianist (Great Scherzos), born in Hamburg, Germany (d. 1847)
1811 Horace Greeley, editor („Go west, young man“)
1817 Emile Racine Gauthier Prudent, composer
1817 Samuel Ryan Curtis, American politician and Major General (Union Army), born in Champlain, New York (d. 1866)
1817 Achille Ernest Oscar Joseph Delesse, French geologist (d. 1881)
1820 Elisha Kent Kane, US Arctic explorer (Kane Basin off NW Greenland)
1821 Elizabeth Blackwell, English-American physician who was the first woman to receive a medical degree in the United States, born in Bristol, England (d. 1910)
1823 Spencer F Baird, US biologist (Wood’s Hole Station)
1824 George Thomas „Tige“ Anderson, Brigadier General (Confederate Army)
1824 Nathan George „Shanks“ Evans, American Brigadier-General (Confederate States Army), born in Marion County, South Carolina (d. 1868)
1824 Ranald MacDonald, Canadian-born Scottish educator and interpreter (d. 1894)
1826 Walter Bagehot, England, economist/sociologist
1830 Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, British Prime Minister (Conservative: 1885-86, 1886-92 and 1895-1902), born in Hatfield, England (d. 1903)
1831 Cyrus Ballou Comstock, American Brevet Major General (Union Army), born in Wrentham, Massachusetts (d. 1910)
1833 Thomas T H Jorissen, Dutch historian
1842 Sidney Clopton Lanier, American composer/poet (Hall of Fame)
1845 Ernest von Wildenbruch, German playwright (Sedan)
1851 Johannes B van Heutsz, lt-gen/gov-gen Dutch East Indies
1851 Lord Harris, cricketer (4 Tests for England MCC big-wig)
1857 Wilhelm Ludvig Johannsen, Copenhagen, Danish Botanist and Geneticist who provided evidence for Hugo de Vries’ mutation theory
1859 Hugo Junkers, German aircraft designer (d. 1935)
1865 Martinus Ballings, Flemish jesuit/author (Will Power)
1868 Damaso Ledesma, composer
1870 Ada Negri, Italian poet/author (Il Libro di Mara)
1870 Franklin Dyall, British actor (Easy Virtue, Atlantic), born in Liverpool, England (d. 1950)
1872 Lou Criger, American baseball player (d. 1934)
1873 Ernest B Allo, French theologist
1874 Gertrude Stein, Penn, author (Autobiography of Alice B Toklas)
1876 William Tedmarsh, British silent movie actor (Two Beds and No Sleep), born in London, England (d. 1937)
1878 Joseph Gordon Coates, Prime Minister of New Zealand (1925-28), born in Ruatuna, New Zealand (d. 1943)
1879 Charles Follis, 1st African American NFLer (Shelby, Ohio)
1880 Arnoldus JH Aerts, bishop of Neth-Guinea (1920-42)
1882 Trijntje Jansma-Boskma; oldest person in the Netherlands
1883 Camille Bombois, French circus wrestler/painter
1883 Clarence Mulford, Ill, western writer (Hopalong Cassidy)
1886 Erwin Kroll, German composer, born in German Eylau (d. 1976)
1887 Carlo Jachino, composer
1887 Georg Trakl, Austrian poet (Autumn of the Lonely)
1887 Silvio d’Amico, Italian theater critic (Tramonto del grande attore)
1887 Juan Negrín, Spanish Prime Minister (d. 1956)
1888 Joris Baers, Flemish bibliography/founder (Boekengids)
1889 Carl Theodor Dreyer, Danish director (Passion of Jeanne d’arc)
1889 Risto Ryti, Finnish premier/president
1890 Charles [Andy] Correll, US radio comedian
1891 Jan Donner, Dutch minister of Justice (1926-33)
1891 Peter H „Paul“ Huf, actor and director (Great Neth Stage)
1893 Gaston Julia, French mathematician (d. 1978)
1894 Norman Rockwell, American artist/illustrator (Sat Evening Post covers)
1895 Izak Buys, cricketer (one Test for South Africa 1922, 0 & 4*, 0-52)
1895 Nick Kenny, Astoria columnist/songwriter (Nick Kenny Show), born in NYC, New York
1895 Victor Raul Haya de la Torre, politician (APRA-Peru) [or Feb 22]
1896 Johannes Urzidil, writer
1898 Alvar Aalto, Finland, architect (Finlandia House)
1898 Paul Urysohn, Russian mathematician
1899 Doris Speed, British actress dubbed ‘The Queen Mother of Soap’ (Coronation Street), born in Manchester, England (d. 1994)
1899 Forrest „Red“ DeBernardi, basketball hall of famer (elected 1961)
1899 João Café Filho, Brazilian president (d. 1970)
1899 Lao She, Chinese writer (d. 1966)
1900 Mabel Mercer, English cabaret vocalist (Fly Me to the Moon)
1903 Priaulx Rainier, composer
1903 Walter Linck, Swiss sculptor
1904 Charles „Pretty Boy“ Floyd, American gangster and FBI Most Wanted criminal, born in Adairsville, Georgia (d. 1934)
1904 Luigi Dallapiccola, Pisino Istria, Italian composer
1904 Roger Makins, diplomat
1905 Arne Beurling, American mathematician (d. 1986)
1906 George Adamson [Baba ya Simba – „Father of Lions“], British conservationist (Born Free), born in Etawah, India (d. 1989)
1906 Ludvig Nielsen, composer
1907 James A. Michner, Doylestown, Pennsylvania, American author (Tales of the South Pacific, Hawaii)
1907 James A Michener, American author (South Pacific, Sayonara), born in NYC, New York (d. 1997)
1908 Oddbjorn Hagen, Norwegian cross country jumper (Olympic gold 1936)
1909 M Vasalis [Margaretha Droogleever Fortuyn-Leenmans], poet (Phoenix)
1909 Simone Weil, social philosopher/Resistance fighter (WWII), born in Paris, France
1909 Andre Cayatte, French filmmaker, born in Carcassonne (d. 1989)
1910 Blas Galindo Dimas, San Gabriel Mexico, composer (A la Patria)
1910 Nelson Case, TV host (Trash or Treasure), born in Long Beach, California
1910 Robert Earl Jones, American actor (The Sting, Witness, Sleepaway Camp), born in Senatobia, Mississippi (d. 2006)
1911 Jehan [Ariste] Alain, French organist/composer
1911 Jesse Thomas, blues singer
1912 Jacques Soustelle, French minister of information
1913 Richard Seaman, British racing driver (d. 1939)
1914 Cornelis „Kees“ Andrea, Dutch painter, graphic artist and carpet designer
1914 Felix Kelly, New Zealand-born British artist, born in Auckland (d. 1994)
1914 George Nissen, American inventor (created the trampoline), born in Blairstown, Iowa (d. 2010)
1915 Jann Willem Holsbergen, author (Zakenmensen Fair as Gold)
1915 Richard Bales, composer
1916 Vivien Signy, nurse (d. 1997)
1918 Joey Bishop, [Gottlieb], talk show host (Joey Bishop Show), born in The Bronx, New York
1918 Helen Stephens, American athlete (Olympic gold 100m & 4x100m relay 1936), born in Fulton, Missouri (d. 1994)
1920 Margaret „Bibi“ Osterwald, American actress (As Good as It Gets, Bridget Loves Bernie), born in New Brunswick, New Jersey (d. 2002)
1920 Henry Heimlich, Surgeon and inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, born in Wilmington, Delaware (d. 2016)
1920 Stan Ockers, Belgian cyclist (Tour de France 1955, 56)
1920 Tony Gaze, Australian racing driver
1920 George A. Miller, Charleston, West Virginia, cognitive psychologist (the magical number seven), (d. 2012)
1922 Bill Chappell Jr, (Rep-D-FL, 1969- )
1923 Alys Robi, Quebec singer
1925 John Fiedler, American actor (Mr Peterson-Newhart), born in Platteville, Wisconsin
1925 Joop C Swart, Dutch publisher/founder (World Press Photo)
1925 Leon Schlumpf, member of the Swiss Federal Council
1926 Arthur Arfons, auto racer/designer (Green Monster 1964-536.71 MPH)
1926 Glen Tetley, US choreographer
1926 Hans-Jochen Vogel, leader of West Germany’s Social Democrats (SPD)
1926 J Roy Rowland, (Rep-D-GA, 1983- )
1926 Shelley Berman, comedian (Son of Blob, Love American Style), born in Chicago, Illinois
1927 Kenneth Anger, American Underground Filmmaker
1927 Val Doonican [Michael Valentine], Irish singer and entertainer, born in Waterford (d. 2015)
1927 Joan Lowery Nixon, American writer (d. 2003)
1927 Blas Ople, Filipino politician (d. 2003)
1928 C V Gadkari, cricketer (Indian batsman in 6 Tests 1953-55)
1929 Russell Arms, vocalist (Your Hit Parade), born in Berkeley, California
1929 Ken Shipp, American football coach
1930 Joan Rice, British actress (His Majesty O’Keefe, The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men), born in Derby, England (d. 1997)
1930 Gillian Ayres, British abstract painter and printmaker, born in Barnes, London (d. 2018)
1932 J P „Pom-Pom“ Felloes-Smith, cricketer (South African batsman v England 1960)
1932 Maria Itkina, USSR, sprinter (9 world records)
1932 Peggy Ann Garner, actress (Little Women, Daisy Kenyon), born in Canton, Ohio
1933 Paul S Sarbanes, (Sen-D-MD, 1977- )
1934 Jeremy Kemp, Chesterfield England, actor (Winds of War)
1935 Johnny „Guitar“ Watson, rock guitarist
1936 Bob Simpson, Australian cricketer (1965 Wisden Cricketer of the Year)
1938 Victor Buono, actor (Man from Atlantis, Untouchables), born in San Diego, California
1938 Vladimir Grigoryevich Fartushny, Russian cosmonaut
1938 Emile Griffith, American boxer, (world welterweight, middleweight & junior middleweight champion), born in Saint Thomas, US Virgin Islands (d. 2013)
1938 Randolfe „Randy“ Wicker [Charles Gervin Hayden Jr.], American author, LGBT and pro-cloning activist and blogger, born in Baltimore, Maryland
1939 Vladimir Yevgenyevich Preobrazhensky, Russian cosmonaut
1939 Michael Cimino, American director (The Deer Hunter), (d. 2016) possible date only
1940 Fran Tarkenton, NFL quarterback (NY Giants, Minnesota Vikings), born in Richmond, Virginia
1940 Jim Hartz, newscaster (NBC-TV, Innovations)
1941 Angelo D’Aleo, tenor (Dion & Belmonts-Teenager in Love), born in The Bronx, New York
1941 Bridget Hanley, American actress (Here Come the Brides), born in Minneapolis, Minnesota
1941 Carol Mann, American golfer (1964 Western Open, 1965 US Open), born in Buffalo, New York (d. 2018)
1941 Chuck Tharp, rock vocalist (Fireballs)
1941 Gary Bartlett, cricket pace bowler (NZ in 10 Tests in the 1960’s)
1941 Neil Bogart, American record executive (d. 1982)
1943 Blythe Danner, actress (Butterflies are Free), born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
1943 Dennis Edwards, American lead singer of The Temptations (Papa was a Rollin’ Stone), born in Fairfield, Alabama (d. 2018)
1943 Eric Haydock, bassist (Hollies-He Aint Heavy He’s My Brother)
1944 Trisha Noble, Australian singer and actress
1944 Stephen Ross, American economist (arbitrage pricing theory), born in Boston, Massachusetts, (d. 2017)
1944 C Thomas „Tom“ Gallagher, American Republican politician, financier, and insurance agent, born in Wilmington, Delaware
1945 Bob Griese, NFL quarterback (Miami Dolphins, 1971 Player of Year)
1945 Johnny Cymbal, rocker (Mr Bass Man)
1945 Willeke Alberti, [Verbruggen], Dutch vocalist/actress (Small Truth)
1946 Stan Webb, English blues musician (Chicken Shack), born in London
1947 Chose Alberts, [Krommenhoek], vocalist (Yet Many Years)
1947 Dave Davies, rock vocalist/guitarist (Kinks-Lola), born in London, England
1947 Joe Coleman, baseball pitcher (Washington, Detroit)
1947 Koos Alberts, [Krommenhoek], Dutch vocalist (Many More Years to Come)
1947 Melanie, [Safka], Astoria, vocalist/songwriter (Candles in Rain)
1947 Paul Auster, US author/poet/director (Mr Vertigo, Smoke)
1947 Stephen McHattie [Smith], Canadian actor (300, Watchmen, The Fountain), born in Antigonish, Nova Scotia
1948 Carlos Felipe Ximenes Belo, East Timor politician, Nobel Peace laureate
1948 Henning Mankell, Swedish playwright and author (Wallander novels), born in Stockholm (d. 2015)
1949 Oscar Benton, Dutch blues vocalist/guitarist (Ze is Zoals Jij)
1949 Arthur Kane, American musician (New York Dolls), born in NYC, New York (d. 2004)
1949 Hennie Kuiper, Dutch cyclist
1950 Michael Dickinson, British(?) reorganizer
1950 Morgan Fairchild, [Patsy McClenny], actress (Falcon Crest), born in Dallas, Texas
1951 Felipe Munoz, Mexican 200m backstroke swimmer (Olympic gold 1968)
1951 Eugenijus Riabovas, Lithuanian football manager
1952 Fred Lynn, baseball outfielder (Boston, California, Baltimore), born in Chicago, Illinois
1952 Jack Fields, (Rep-R-TX, 1981- )
1953 Savvas Tsitouridis, Greek politician
1954 Tiger Williams, Canadian ice hockey player
1955 Stephen Euin Cobb, American novelist
1955 Kirsty Wark, British broadcast journalist
1956 Nathan Lane, actor (One of the Boys, Frankie & Johnnie), born in Jersey City, New Jersey
1956 Pamela Cossey, England, model/sister of transsexual Tula
1956 John Jefferson, American football player
1956 Lee Ranaldo, American musician (Sonic Youth)
1957 Michele Greene, actress (Abby Perkins-LA Law), born in Las Vegas, Nevada
1958 Lizzie Borden, director/writer (Love Crimes, Working Girls)
1958 Joe Frank Edwards Jr, Cmdr USN/astronaut (STS 89), born in Richmond, Virginia
1958 Lee Crystal, rocker (Joan Jett & Blackhearts-Ashes in the Wind)
1958 N. Gregory Mankiw, American economist
1959 Loi Tolhurst, rocker (Cure-Hell’s Kitchen)
1959 Molly Killingbeck, Jamaica, 4X400m relayer (Olympic silver 1984)
1959 Thomas Calabro, American actor (Michael Mancini-Melrose Place), born in Brooklyn, New York
1959 Yasuharu Konishi, Japanese musician (Pizzicato Five)
1960 B J Jefferson, American actress (Ronnie Laurance-Another World), born in Dallas Texas
1960 Kerry Von Erich, American wrestler (d. 1993)
1960 Marty Jannetty, American Wrestler
1961 Keith Gordon, American actor (Dressed to Kill, Legend of Billie Jean), born in NYC, New York
1961 Jay Adams, American skateboarder
1961 Linda Eder, American singer
1962 Joe Handle, American baseball pitcher (Florida Marlins)
1965 Dorcas Wonsavage, cross country skier (Olympics 1994), born in Madison, Wisconsin
1965 Kathleen Kimont, actress (Fraternity Vacation, Renegade), born in Los Angeles, California
1965 Maura Tierney, actress (Lisa-Newsradio), born in Boston, Massachusetts
1965 Karlous Marx Shinohamba, Namibian politician
1966 Danny Morrison, cricket pace bowler (NZ since 1987)
1966 Gillian Bonner, playmate (Apr, 1996), born in Athens, Georgia
1966 Sean Patrick Wade, NZ marathoner (Olympics 1996), born in Houston, Texas
1966 Frank Coraci, American film director
1967 Aurelio Vidmar, soccer player (Standard Luik, Feyenoord)
1967 Jason Morris, Scotia NY, half-middleweight judoka (Olympic silver 1992, 96)
1967 Natalie Hunter, Australian canoeist (Olympics 1996), born in Melbourne, Victoria
1967 Dave Benson-Phillips, Children’s TV Presenter
1967 Bob Taylor, English footballer
1968 Frantisek Kucera, NHL defenseman (Vanc Canucks, Olympic gold 1998), born in Prague, Czechoslovakia
1968 Leroy Thompson, NFL running back (KC Chiefs)
1968 Mark Koevermans, Netherlands, tennis star
1968 Vlade Divac, Yugoslavia, NBA center (Charlotte Hornets, LA Lakers)
1969 Casey Weldon, NFL quarterback (Tampa Bay Bucs)
1969 Jeff Christy, NFL center (Minnesota Vikings)
1969 Robert Pack, NBA guard (Washington Bullets, Dallas Mavericks)
1969 Terry Bradshaw, American baseball outfielder (St Louis Cardinals)
1969 Retief Goosen, professional golfer
1969 Joseph [Beau] Biden III, American politician and son of Vice President Joe Biden, born in Wilmington, Delaware (d. 2015)
1970 Richard Kotzen, American rock musician, born in Reading, Pennsylvania
1970 Alonza Barnett, WLAF safety (Amsterdam Admirals)
1970 Eric Curry, NFL defensive end (Tampa Bay Bucs)
1970 Jason Muzzatti, NHL goalie (Hartford Whalers), born in Toronto, Ontario
1970 Keith Carney, NHL defenseman (Chicago Blackhawks, Team US), born in Providence, Rhode Island
1970 Oscar Cordoba, Colombian footballer
1970 Warwick Davis, British actor
1971 Eric Owens, Danville VA, outfielder (Cincinnati Reds)
1971 Marcus Buckley, NFL linebacker (NY Giants)
1971 Roman Cechmanek, NHL goaltender (Team Czech Olympic gold 1998)
1971 Sean Dawkins, NFL wide receiver (Indianapolis Colts)
1971 Elisa Donovan, American actress
1971 Sarah Kane, English playwright (d. 1999)
1971 Hong Seok-cheon, South Korean actor
1972 Jermaine Smith, NFL defensive tackle (Green Bay Packers-Super Bowl 31)
1972 Keith Elias, NFL running back (NY Giants)
1972 Tyrone Poole, NFL cornerback (Carolina Panthers)
1972 Mart Poom, Estonian football player
1973 Kyle Richardson, WLAF punter (Rhein Fire)
1973 Jim Campbell, American hockey forward (Olympics 1994), born in Worcester, Massachusetts
1974 Konrad Gałka, Polish swimmer
1976 Dwayne Rudd, linebacker (Minnesota Vikings)
1976 Isla Fisher, Australian actress (Arrested Development, The Great Gatsby), born in Muscat, Oman
1977 Maitland Ward, actress (Jessica-Bold & Beautiful), born in Torrance, California
1977 Daddy Yankee [Ramón Rodríguez], reggaeton singer and rapper (Despacito), born in San Juan, Puerto Rico
1978 Adrian R’Mante, American actor (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody), born in Tampa, Florida
1978 Eliza Schneider, American actress and singer
1978 Amal Clooney, British-Lebanese human rights lawyer (Julian Assange), born in Beirut, Lebanon
1980 Sarah Lewitinn, American writer
1981 Maurice Ross, Scottish footballer
1981 Alisa Reyes, American actress and singer
1982 Alan Gurr, Australian V8 Supercar driver
1982 Jessica Harp, American singer (The Wreckers)
1983 Richard Bartel, National Football League quarterback
1983 Silambarasan Rajendar, famous south Indian actor
1984 Elizabeth Holmes, American entrepreneurand CEO of Theranos (youngest self-made female billionaire – Forbes 2014), born in Washington, D.C.
1989 Slobodan Rajković, Serbian footballer
1989 Ryne Sanborn, American actor
1990 Cody Newton Gifford, American write, producer, son of Kathie Lee & Frank Gifford, born in NYC, New York
1990 Sean Kingston, American reggae rapper
1994 Tallulah Belle Willis, 3rd daughter of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Мисъл на деня:
Никога не забравяй какво ти е казал човек,когато е ядосан-Хенри Уорд Бийчър,
американски свещеник(1813-1887).
Някои агентурни размисли относно.…
И така,оказва се,че никога не трябва да забравяме какво ни е казал човек,когато е ядосан…
През девет планини,та чак в десета имало едно государство,управлявано от мъдър халиф,който бил обграден съответно от разните му там под халифчета-наричани везири,зам.халифчета,заместници на зам.халифчетата и какви ли не още везирченца.Всички те си живеели много щастливо,радвайки се на управленческите благини,включващи-кръшни баядерки за радост на очите…Мащабни хареми с палави одалиски-за по-други радости…Здрави сметки във вид на съкровища – в хазната или в чужди банки и офшорни фирми…Служебни слонове и луксозни камили със всички екстри,както и съответните им шофоьори,пардон водачи…Задължителните бодигар…,извинете телохранители…И разбира се, денонощните кьор софри,отрупани с презморски благини за пийване и хапване,както си му е реда.Абе,на който му се пийвало и хапвало го удрял,дори и на блажно по време на пости,далече от погледи хорски,особено щом пък всичко било и на аванта…А, още тогава на управниците им било кристално ясно,че “На аванта пият дори и трезвениците,даже и язваджиите!”… И така, щял да си върви кервана в шеги и закачки,но един ден мъдрия халиф викнал везира и му наредил да се поразходи сред народа,който превивал гръб в ползу управляващите го,и да подразбере,дали аджаба, и раята похапва,чат-пат,блажно?…Дали от време на време пийва …И въобще, как стоят долу при масите тия трите работи….
Нямало как …И макар без мерак,отишло дегизирано подхалифчето при обикновените хора,но много скоро доприпкало уплашено в двореца и уведомило господаря,че народа е гладен,гол,бос,намръщен,крещи псува,събира се на митинги…Магаретарите стачкуват…Камиларите-тоже…Даже хлебарите надигали глас…И изобщо, лоша била работата…
Засмял се халифът,погладил брадата,седнал на софрата и наредил на часа да се вдигнат още с няколоко процента и лицензните такси на мулетарите и патентния данък на камиларите ,и брашното на хлебарите, и папането и пийването на простия народ,и т.н….
Минало,не минало много време и подхалифчето,отново било проводено,да види как вървят нещата с народонаселението.Пак се върнало то стреснато с информацията,че на още по-зле отива работата,че народа не само крещи и псува,ами и размахва някакви дебели гьостерици,сочейки недвусмислено как, и към кого иска да ги приложи, наложи и пр.Засмял се онзи ми ти халиф още по-доволно и разпоредил да продължават да скубят простосмъртните още по-щателно….
След време за трети път отишло на проверка везирчето,върнало се с усмивка и казало: Халал ти вяра баш халифе,ти им разката майката на хорицата,а те не само вече не те псуват,ами са го ударили,досущ като нас на едно ядене и пиене, дето еша му го няма!Жулят мръвки през велики пости,пращят кръчмите от хора и крещят до възбог че било ”По-добре да има повече за пиене,отколкото по-малко за ядене! Абе,купон!!!…
Смръщил,обаче,вежди оня ми ти халиф и рекъл : Леле,сега я втасахме!Тичай бърже подхалифче,сваляй данъците,вдигай заплатите ,че иначе лошо ни се пише…
Та,такива ми ти работи са се случвали някога драги ми читателю,в разни государства през девет планини в десета, обаче, искам да ви кажа г-да управници,и то съвсем не “на ухо”,че е време някое от подвезирчетата ви да се поразходи сред народа,защото пари няма,ама кръчмите са препълнени,а през ден се отварят и нови….Ядат и пият хората на провала,хич биля и не постят, наблягат на блажното и съвсем,ама съвсем не съм сигурен,дали не и се вика на тая работа: “Пир по време на чума!“А,казано е: Никога не забравяй какво ти е казал човек,когато е ядосан!!!
„Свет/СК/овъртеж”
Толкова за халифите,подхалифите,раята,яденето и пиенето … и пр…Време е да се насочим към ивентите-така де,събитията и светското им отразяване,каквато комай ми е работата.
Нито времето-променливо като българският политик, успяха да озаптят “светСКовъртежа” по света и у нас.
„Перде кириз…Curtain view…или Изазад завесата“…в няколко изречения
Днес е неделя,3 февруари ,34-ят ден от 2019. До края на годината остават още 331 дни.
✝ Неделя 15 след Неделя подир Въздвижение на Закхея.Св. Симеон Богоприимец и Анна пророчица. Св. пророк Азарий. Мчк Диодор.
На тази дата:
1468г. Умира Гутенберг, баща на печатарската машина
1488г. Бартоломео Диас заобикаля нос Добра Надежда
1690г. В Масачузестс, тогава колония, са издадени първите американски банкноти
1718г. Петър Велики лишава синът си Алексей от наследство и престол
1809г. Роден е Феликс Менделсон
1830г. Гърция получава независимост от Турция
1917г. САЩ късат дипломатически отношения с Германия заради неограничената подводна война
1924г. Умира американският президент Удроу Уилсън
1945г. Американците извършват тежки бомбардировки над Берлин
1966г. Съветски безпилотен апарат каца на Луната и предава снимки
1967г. В Австралия е извършена последната смъртна присъда
1994г. САЩ вдигат икономическото ембарго над Виетнам
Родени са:
1338 Jeanne de Bourbon, wife of Charles V of France (d. 1378)
1368 Charles VI, King of France (1380-1422)
1480 Ferdinand Magellan, Portuguese explorer, born in Trás-os-Montes e Alto Douro, Portugal (d. 1521)
1525 Giovanni Perluigi da Palestrina, composer
1648 Louis Bouteiller, composer
1655 Francois Fagel, Dutch fieldmarshal, baptized
1677 Jan Santini Aichel, Czech architect (d. 1723)
1690 Richard Rawlinson, English minister (d. 1755)
1721 Friedrich Wilhelm, baron von Seydlitz, Prussian general, born in Kalkar, Germany l (d. 1773)
1736 Johann Georg Albrechtsberger, Austria organist/composer
1740 Guillaume Lasceux, composer
1747 Samuel Osgood, American patriot (d. 1813)
1755 Florido Tomeoni, composer
1763 Caroline von Wolzogen, [von Lengefeld], German author
1784 John Fane graaf van Westmorland, English (opera)composer/diplomat
1795 Antonio José de Sucre, South American independence leader (d. 1830)
1805 Otto T Freiherr von Manteuffel, premier Prussia
1807 Joseph E. Johnston, American military officer (senior officer in Confederate Army and United States Army), born in Farmville, Virginia (d. 1891)
1809 Felix Mendelssohn [Jakob Ludwig Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy], German composer and pianist (Great Scherzos), born in Hamburg, Germany (d. 1847)
1811 Horace Greeley, editor („Go west, young man“)
1817 Emile Racine Gauthier Prudent, composer
1817 Samuel Ryan Curtis, American politician and Major General (Union Army), born in Champlain, New York (d. 1866)
1817 Achille Ernest Oscar Joseph Delesse, French geologist (d. 1881)
1820 Elisha Kent Kane, US Arctic explorer (Kane Basin off NW Greenland)
1821 Elizabeth Blackwell, English-American physician who was the first woman to receive a medical degree in the United States, born in Bristol, England (d. 1910)
1823 Spencer F Baird, US biologist (Wood’s Hole Station)
1824 George Thomas „Tige“ Anderson, Brigadier General (Confederate Army)
1824 Nathan George „Shanks“ Evans, American Brigadier-General (Confederate States Army), born in Marion County, South Carolina (d. 1868)
1824 Ranald MacDonald, Canadian-born Scottish educator and interpreter (d. 1894)
1826 Walter Bagehot, England, economist/sociologist
1830 Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, British Prime Minister (Conservative: 1885-86, 1886-92 and 1895-1902), born in Hatfield, England (d. 1903)
1831 Cyrus Ballou Comstock, American Brevet Major General (Union Army), born in Wrentham, Massachusetts (d. 1910)
1833 Thomas T H Jorissen, Dutch historian
1842 Sidney Clopton Lanier, American composer/poet (Hall of Fame)
1845 Ernest von Wildenbruch, German playwright (Sedan)
1851 Johannes B van Heutsz, lt-gen/gov-gen Dutch East Indies
1851 Lord Harris, cricketer (4 Tests for England MCC big-wig)
1857 Wilhelm Ludvig Johannsen, Copenhagen, Danish Botanist and Geneticist who provided evidence for Hugo de Vries’ mutation theory
1859 Hugo Junkers, German aircraft designer (d. 1935)
1865 Martinus Ballings, Flemish jesuit/author (Will Power)
1868 Damaso Ledesma, composer
1870 Ada Negri, Italian poet/author (Il Libro di Mara)
1870 Franklin Dyall, British actor (Easy Virtue, Atlantic), born in Liverpool, England (d. 1950)
1872 Lou Criger, American baseball player (d. 1934)
1873 Ernest B Allo, French theologist
1874 Gertrude Stein, Penn, author (Autobiography of Alice B Toklas)
1876 William Tedmarsh, British silent movie actor (Two Beds and No Sleep), born in London, England (d. 1937)
1878 Joseph Gordon Coates, Prime Minister of New Zealand (1925-28), born in Ruatuna, New Zealand (d. 1943)
1879 Charles Follis, 1st African American NFLer (Shelby, Ohio)
1880 Arnoldus JH Aerts, bishop of Neth-Guinea (1920-42)
1882 Trijntje Jansma-Boskma; oldest person in the Netherlands
1883 Camille Bombois, French circus wrestler/painter
1883 Clarence Mulford, Ill, western writer (Hopalong Cassidy)
1886 Erwin Kroll, German composer, born in German Eylau (d. 1976)
1887 Carlo Jachino, composer
1887 Georg Trakl, Austrian poet (Autumn of the Lonely)
1887 Silvio d’Amico, Italian theater critic (Tramonto del grande attore)
1887 Juan Negrín, Spanish Prime Minister (d. 1956)
1888 Joris Baers, Flemish bibliography/founder (Boekengids)
1889 Carl Theodor Dreyer, Danish director (Passion of Jeanne d’arc)
1889 Risto Ryti, Finnish premier/president
1890 Charles [Andy] Correll, US radio comedian
1891 Jan Donner, Dutch minister of Justice (1926-33)
1891 Peter H „Paul“ Huf, actor and director (Great Neth Stage)
1893 Gaston Julia, French mathematician (d. 1978)
1894 Norman Rockwell, American artist/illustrator (Sat Evening Post covers)
1895 Izak Buys, cricketer (one Test for South Africa 1922, 0 & 4*, 0-52)
1895 Nick Kenny, Astoria columnist/songwriter (Nick Kenny Show), born in NYC, New York
1895 Victor Raul Haya de la Torre, politician (APRA-Peru) [or Feb 22]
1896 Johannes Urzidil, writer
1898 Alvar Aalto, Finland, architect (Finlandia House)
1898 Paul Urysohn, Russian mathematician
1899 Doris Speed, British actress dubbed ‘The Queen Mother of Soap’ (Coronation Street), born in Manchester, England (d. 1994)
1899 Forrest „Red“ DeBernardi, basketball hall of famer (elected 1961)
1899 João Café Filho, Brazilian president (d. 1970)
1899 Lao She, Chinese writer (d. 1966)
1900 Mabel Mercer, English cabaret vocalist (Fly Me to the Moon)
1903 Priaulx Rainier, composer
1903 Walter Linck, Swiss sculptor
1904 Charles „Pretty Boy“ Floyd, American gangster and FBI Most Wanted criminal, born in Adairsville, Georgia (d. 1934)
1904 Luigi Dallapiccola, Pisino Istria, Italian composer
1904 Roger Makins, diplomat
1905 Arne Beurling, American mathematician (d. 1986)
1906 George Adamson [Baba ya Simba – „Father of Lions“], British conservationist (Born Free), born in Etawah, India (d. 1989)
1906 Ludvig Nielsen, composer
1907 James A. Michner, Doylestown, Pennsylvania, American author (Tales of the South Pacific, Hawaii)
1907 James A Michener, American author (South Pacific, Sayonara), born in NYC, New York (d. 1997)
1908 Oddbjorn Hagen, Norwegian cross country jumper (Olympic gold 1936)
1909 M Vasalis [Margaretha Droogleever Fortuyn-Leenmans], poet (Phoenix)
1909 Simone Weil, social philosopher/Resistance fighter (WWII), born in Paris, France
1909 Andre Cayatte, French filmmaker, born in Carcassonne (d. 1989)
1910 Blas Galindo Dimas, San Gabriel Mexico, composer (A la Patria)
1910 Nelson Case, TV host (Trash or Treasure), born in Long Beach, California
1910 Robert Earl Jones, American actor (The Sting, Witness, Sleepaway Camp), born in Senatobia, Mississippi (d. 2006)
1911 Jehan [Ariste] Alain, French organist/composer
1911 Jesse Thomas, blues singer
1912 Jacques Soustelle, French minister of information
1913 Richard Seaman, British racing driver (d. 1939)
1914 Cornelis „Kees“ Andrea, Dutch painter, graphic artist and carpet designer
1914 Felix Kelly, New Zealand-born British artist, born in Auckland (d. 1994)
1914 George Nissen, American inventor (created the trampoline), born in Blairstown, Iowa (d. 2010)
1915 Jann Willem Holsbergen, author (Zakenmensen Fair as Gold)
1915 Richard Bales, composer
1916 Vivien Signy, nurse (d. 1997)
1918 Joey Bishop, [Gottlieb], talk show host (Joey Bishop Show), born in The Bronx, New York
1918 Helen Stephens, American athlete (Olympic gold 100m & 4x100m relay 1936), born in Fulton, Missouri (d. 1994)
1920 Margaret „Bibi“ Osterwald, American actress (As Good as It Gets, Bridget Loves Bernie), born in New Brunswick, New Jersey (d. 2002)
1920 Henry Heimlich, Surgeon and inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, born in Wilmington, Delaware (d. 2016)
1920 Stan Ockers, Belgian cyclist (Tour de France 1955, 56)
1920 Tony Gaze, Australian racing driver
1920 George A. Miller, Charleston, West Virginia, cognitive psychologist (the magical number seven), (d. 2012)
1922 Bill Chappell Jr, (Rep-D-FL, 1969- )
1923 Alys Robi, Quebec singer
1925 John Fiedler, American actor (Mr Peterson-Newhart), born in Platteville, Wisconsin
1925 Joop C Swart, Dutch publisher/founder (World Press Photo)
1925 Leon Schlumpf, member of the Swiss Federal Council
1926 Arthur Arfons, auto racer/designer (Green Monster 1964-536.71 MPH)
1926 Glen Tetley, US choreographer
1926 Hans-Jochen Vogel, leader of West Germany’s Social Democrats (SPD)
1926 J Roy Rowland, (Rep-D-GA, 1983- )
1926 Shelley Berman, comedian (Son of Blob, Love American Style), born in Chicago, Illinois
1927 Kenneth Anger, American Underground Filmmaker
1927 Val Doonican [Michael Valentine], Irish singer and entertainer, born in Waterford (d. 2015)
1927 Joan Lowery Nixon, American writer (d. 2003)
1927 Blas Ople, Filipino politician (d. 2003)
1928 C V Gadkari, cricketer (Indian batsman in 6 Tests 1953-55)
1929 Russell Arms, vocalist (Your Hit Parade), born in Berkeley, California
1929 Ken Shipp, American football coach
1930 Joan Rice, British actress (His Majesty O’Keefe, The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men), born in Derby, England (d. 1997)
1930 Gillian Ayres, British abstract painter and printmaker, born in Barnes, London (d. 2018)
1932 J P „Pom-Pom“ Felloes-Smith, cricketer (South African batsman v England 1960)
1932 Maria Itkina, USSR, sprinter (9 world records)
1932 Peggy Ann Garner, actress (Little Women, Daisy Kenyon), born in Canton, Ohio
1933 Paul S Sarbanes, (Sen-D-MD, 1977- )
1934 Jeremy Kemp, Chesterfield England, actor (Winds of War)
1935 Johnny „Guitar“ Watson, rock guitarist
1936 Bob Simpson, Australian cricketer (1965 Wisden Cricketer of the Year)
1938 Victor Buono, actor (Man from Atlantis, Untouchables), born in San Diego, California
1938 Vladimir Grigoryevich Fartushny, Russian cosmonaut
1938 Emile Griffith, American boxer, (world welterweight, middleweight & junior middleweight champion), born in Saint Thomas, US Virgin Islands (d. 2013)
1938 Randolfe „Randy“ Wicker [Charles Gervin Hayden Jr.], American author, LGBT and pro-cloning activist and blogger, born in Baltimore, Maryland
1939 Vladimir Yevgenyevich Preobrazhensky, Russian cosmonaut
1939 Michael Cimino, American director (The Deer Hunter), (d. 2016) possible date only
1940 Fran Tarkenton, NFL quarterback (NY Giants, Minnesota Vikings), born in Richmond, Virginia
1940 Jim Hartz, newscaster (NBC-TV, Innovations)
1941 Angelo D’Aleo, tenor (Dion & Belmonts-Teenager in Love), born in The Bronx, New York
1941 Bridget Hanley, American actress (Here Come the Brides), born in Minneapolis, Minnesota
1941 Carol Mann, American golfer (1964 Western Open, 1965 US Open), born in Buffalo, New York (d. 2018)
1941 Chuck Tharp, rock vocalist (Fireballs)
1941 Gary Bartlett, cricket pace bowler (NZ in 10 Tests in the 1960’s)
1941 Neil Bogart, American record executive (d. 1982)
1943 Blythe Danner, actress (Butterflies are Free), born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
1943 Dennis Edwards, American lead singer of The Temptations (Papa was a Rollin’ Stone), born in Fairfield, Alabama (d. 2018)
1943 Eric Haydock, bassist (Hollies-He Aint Heavy He’s My Brother)
1944 Trisha Noble, Australian singer and actress
1944 Stephen Ross, American economist (arbitrage pricing theory), born in Boston, Massachusetts, (d. 2017)
1944 C Thomas „Tom“ Gallagher, American Republican politician, financier, and insurance agent, born in Wilmington, Delaware
1945 Bob Griese, NFL quarterback (Miami Dolphins, 1971 Player of Year)
1945 Johnny Cymbal, rocker (Mr Bass Man)
1945 Willeke Alberti, [Verbruggen], Dutch vocalist/actress (Small Truth)
1946 Stan Webb, English blues musician (Chicken Shack), born in London
1947 Chose Alberts, [Krommenhoek], vocalist (Yet Many Years)
1947 Dave Davies, rock vocalist/guitarist (Kinks-Lola), born in London, England
1947 Joe Coleman, baseball pitcher (Washington, Detroit)
1947 Koos Alberts, [Krommenhoek], Dutch vocalist (Many More Years to Come)
1947 Melanie, [Safka], Astoria, vocalist/songwriter (Candles in Rain)
1947 Paul Auster, US author/poet/director (Mr Vertigo, Smoke)
1947 Stephen McHattie [Smith], Canadian actor (300, Watchmen, The Fountain), born in Antigonish, Nova Scotia
1948 Carlos Felipe Ximenes Belo, East Timor politician, Nobel Peace laureate
1948 Henning Mankell, Swedish playwright and author (Wallander novels), born in Stockholm (d. 2015)
1949 Oscar Benton, Dutch blues vocalist/guitarist (Ze is Zoals Jij)
1949 Arthur Kane, American musician (New York Dolls), born in NYC, New York (d. 2004)
1949 Hennie Kuiper, Dutch cyclist
1950 Michael Dickinson, British(?) reorganizer
1950 Morgan Fairchild, [Patsy McClenny], actress (Falcon Crest), born in Dallas, Texas
1951 Felipe Munoz, Mexican 200m backstroke swimmer (Olympic gold 1968)
1951 Eugenijus Riabovas, Lithuanian football manager
1952 Fred Lynn, baseball outfielder (Boston, California, Baltimore), born in Chicago, Illinois
1952 Jack Fields, (Rep-R-TX, 1981- )
1953 Savvas Tsitouridis, Greek politician
1954 Tiger Williams, Canadian ice hockey player
1955 Stephen Euin Cobb, American novelist
1955 Kirsty Wark, British broadcast journalist
1956 Nathan Lane, actor (One of the Boys, Frankie & Johnnie), born in Jersey City, New Jersey
1956 Pamela Cossey, England, model/sister of transsexual Tula
1956 John Jefferson, American football player
1956 Lee Ranaldo, American musician (Sonic Youth)
1957 Michele Greene, actress (Abby Perkins-LA Law), born in Las Vegas, Nevada
1958 Lizzie Borden, director/writer (Love Crimes, Working Girls)
1958 Joe Frank Edwards Jr, Cmdr USN/astronaut (STS 89), born in Richmond, Virginia
1958 Lee Crystal, rocker (Joan Jett & Blackhearts-Ashes in the Wind)
1958 N. Gregory Mankiw, American economist
1959 Loi Tolhurst, rocker (Cure-Hell’s Kitchen)
1959 Molly Killingbeck, Jamaica, 4X400m relayer (Olympic silver 1984)
1959 Thomas Calabro, American actor (Michael Mancini-Melrose Place), born in Brooklyn, New York
1959 Yasuharu Konishi, Japanese musician (Pizzicato Five)
1960 B J Jefferson, American actress (Ronnie Laurance-Another World), born in Dallas Texas
1960 Kerry Von Erich, American wrestler (d. 1993)
1960 Marty Jannetty, American Wrestler
1961 Keith Gordon, American actor (Dressed to Kill, Legend of Billie Jean), born in NYC, New York
1961 Jay Adams, American skateboarder
1961 Linda Eder, American singer
1962 Joe Handle, American baseball pitcher (Florida Marlins)
1965 Dorcas Wonsavage, cross country skier (Olympics 1994), born in Madison, Wisconsin
1965 Kathleen Kimont, actress (Fraternity Vacation, Renegade), born in Los Angeles, California
1965 Maura Tierney, actress (Lisa-Newsradio), born in Boston, Massachusetts
1965 Karlous Marx Shinohamba, Namibian politician
1966 Danny Morrison, cricket pace bowler (NZ since 1987)
1966 Gillian Bonner, playmate (Apr, 1996), born in Athens, Georgia
1966 Sean Patrick Wade, NZ marathoner (Olympics 1996), born in Houston, Texas
1966 Frank Coraci, American film director
1967 Aurelio Vidmar, soccer player (Standard Luik, Feyenoord)
1967 Jason Morris, Scotia NY, half-middleweight judoka (Olympic silver 1992, 96)
1967 Natalie Hunter, Australian canoeist (Olympics 1996), born in Melbourne, Victoria
1967 Dave Benson-Phillips, Children’s TV Presenter
1967 Bob Taylor, English footballer
1968 Frantisek Kucera, NHL defenseman (Vanc Canucks, Olympic gold 1998), born in Prague, Czechoslovakia
1968 Leroy Thompson, NFL running back (KC Chiefs)
1968 Mark Koevermans, Netherlands, tennis star
1968 Vlade Divac, Yugoslavia, NBA center (Charlotte Hornets, LA Lakers)
1969 Casey Weldon, NFL quarterback (Tampa Bay Bucs)
1969 Jeff Christy, NFL center (Minnesota Vikings)
1969 Robert Pack, NBA guard (Washington Bullets, Dallas Mavericks)
1969 Terry Bradshaw, American baseball outfielder (St Louis Cardinals)
1969 Retief Goosen, professional golfer
1969 Joseph [Beau] Biden III, American politician and son of Vice President Joe Biden, born in Wilmington, Delaware (d. 2015)
1970 Richard Kotzen, American rock musician, born in Reading, Pennsylvania
1970 Alonza Barnett, WLAF safety (Amsterdam Admirals)
1970 Eric Curry, NFL defensive end (Tampa Bay Bucs)
1970 Jason Muzzatti, NHL goalie (Hartford Whalers), born in Toronto, Ontario
1970 Keith Carney, NHL defenseman (Chicago Blackhawks, Team US), born in Providence, Rhode Island
1970 Oscar Cordoba, Colombian footballer
1970 Warwick Davis, British actor
1971 Eric Owens, Danville VA, outfielder (Cincinnati Reds)
1971 Marcus Buckley, NFL linebacker (NY Giants)
1971 Roman Cechmanek, NHL goaltender (Team Czech Olympic gold 1998)
1971 Sean Dawkins, NFL wide receiver (Indianapolis Colts)
1971 Elisa Donovan, American actress
1971 Sarah Kane, English playwright (d. 1999)
1971 Hong Seok-cheon, South Korean actor
1972 Jermaine Smith, NFL defensive tackle (Green Bay Packers-Super Bowl 31)
1972 Keith Elias, NFL running back (NY Giants)
1972 Tyrone Poole, NFL cornerback (Carolina Panthers)
1972 Mart Poom, Estonian football player
1973 Kyle Richardson, WLAF punter (Rhein Fire)
1973 Jim Campbell, American hockey forward (Olympics 1994), born in Worcester, Massachusetts
1974 Konrad Gałka, Polish swimmer
1976 Dwayne Rudd, linebacker (Minnesota Vikings)
1976 Isla Fisher, Australian actress (Arrested Development, The Great Gatsby), born in Muscat, Oman
1977 Maitland Ward, actress (Jessica-Bold & Beautiful), born in Torrance, California
1977 Daddy Yankee [Ramón Rodríguez], reggaeton singer and rapper (Despacito), born in San Juan, Puerto Rico
1978 Adrian R’Mante, American actor (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody), born in Tampa, Florida
1978 Eliza Schneider, American actress and singer
1978 Amal Clooney, British-Lebanese human rights lawyer (Julian Assange), born in Beirut, Lebanon
1980 Sarah Lewitinn, American writer
1981 Maurice Ross, Scottish footballer
1981 Alisa Reyes, American actress and singer
1982 Alan Gurr, Australian V8 Supercar driver
1982 Jessica Harp, American singer (The Wreckers)
1983 Richard Bartel, National Football League quarterback
1983 Silambarasan Rajendar, famous south Indian actor
1984 Elizabeth Holmes, American entrepreneurand CEO of Theranos (youngest self-made female billionaire – Forbes 2014), born in Washington, D.C.
1989 Slobodan Rajković, Serbian footballer
1989 Ryne Sanborn, American actor
1990 Cody Newton Gifford, American write, producer, son of Kathie Lee & Frank Gifford, born in NYC, New York
1990 Sean Kingston, American reggae rapper
1994 Tallulah Belle Willis, 3rd daughter of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Мисъл на деня:
Никога не забравяй какво ти е казал човек,когато е ядосан-Хенри Уорд Бийчър,
американски свещеник(1813-1887).
Някои агентурни размисли относно.…
И така,оказва се,че никога не трябва да забравяме какво ни е казал човек,когато е ядосан…
През девет планини,та чак в десета имало едно государство,управлявано от мъдър халиф,който бил обграден съответно от разните му там под халифчета-наричани везири,зам.халифчета,заместници на зам.халифчетата и какви ли не още везирченца.Всички те си живеели много щастливо,радвайки се на управленческите благини,включващи-кръшни баядерки за радост на очите…Мащабни хареми с палави одалиски-за по-други радости…Здрави сметки във вид на съкровища – в хазната или в чужди банки и офшорни фирми…Служебни слонове и луксозни камили със всички екстри,както и съответните им шофоьори,пардон водачи…Задължителните бодигар…,извинете телохранители…И разбира се, денонощните кьор софри,отрупани с презморски благини за пийване и хапване,както си му е реда.Абе,на който му се пийвало и хапвало го удрял,дори и на блажно по време на пости,далече от погледи хорски,особено щом пък всичко било и на аванта…А, още тогава на управниците им било кристално ясно,че “На аванта пият дори и трезвениците,даже и язваджиите!”… И така, щял да си върви кервана в шеги и закачки,но един ден мъдрия халиф викнал везира и му наредил да се поразходи сред народа,който превивал гръб в ползу управляващите го,и да подразбере,дали аджаба, и раята похапва,чат-пат,блажно?…Дали от време на време пийва …И въобще, как стоят долу при масите тия трите работи….
Нямало как …И макар без мерак,отишло дегизирано подхалифчето при обикновените хора,но много скоро доприпкало уплашено в двореца и уведомило господаря,че народа е гладен,гол,бос,намръщен,крещи псува,събира се на митинги…Магаретарите стачкуват…Камиларите-тоже…Даже хлебарите надигали глас…И изобщо, лоша била работата…
Засмял се халифът,погладил брадата,седнал на софрата и наредил на часа да се вдигнат още с няколоко процента и лицензните такси на мулетарите и патентния данък на камиларите ,и брашното на хлебарите, и папането и пийването на простия народ,и т.н….
Минало,не минало много време и подхалифчето,отново било проводено,да види как вървят нещата с народонаселението.Пак се върнало то стреснато с информацията,че на още по-зле отива работата,че народа не само крещи и псува,ами и размахва някакви дебели гьостерици,сочейки недвусмислено как, и към кого иска да ги приложи, наложи и пр.Засмял се онзи ми ти халиф още по-доволно и разпоредил да продължават да скубят простосмъртните още по-щателно….
След време за трети път отишло на проверка везирчето,върнало се с усмивка и казало: Халал ти вяра баш халифе,ти им разката майката на хорицата,а те не само вече не те псуват,ами са го ударили,досущ като нас на едно ядене и пиене, дето еша му го няма!Жулят мръвки през велики пости,пращят кръчмите от хора и крещят до възбог че било ”По-добре да има повече за пиене,отколкото по-малко за ядене! Абе,купон!!!…
Смръщил,обаче,вежди оня ми ти халиф и рекъл : Леле,сега я втасахме!Тичай бърже подхалифче,сваляй данъците,вдигай заплатите ,че иначе лошо ни се пише…
Та,такива ми ти работи са се случвали някога драги ми читателю,в разни государства през девет планини в десета, обаче, искам да ви кажа г-да управници,и то съвсем не “на ухо”,че е време някое от подвезирчетата ви да се поразходи сред народа,защото пари няма,ама кръчмите са препълнени,а през ден се отварят и нови….Ядат и пият хората на провала,хич биля и не постят, наблягат на блажното и съвсем,ама съвсем не съм сигурен,дали не и се вика на тая работа: “Пир по време на чума!“А,казано е: Никога не забравяй какво ти е казал човек,когато е ядосан!!!
„Свет/СК/овъртеж”
Толкова за халифите,подхалифите,раята,яденето и пиенето … и пр…Време е да се насочим към ивентите-така де,събитията и светското им отразяване,каквато комай ми е работата.
Нито времето-променливо като българският политик, успяха да озаптят “светСКовъртежа” по света и у нас.
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